News in Haikus

He knows what they said
But Donald Trump needs more proof
Death Certificate 

You guys, it happened
I’ve waited ten years for this.
LION KING BLU-RAY!

No, you don’t have a
Royal wedding invite name
You weren’t invited

Steve Jobs is tracking
Your favorite public restrooms
For future reference 

(Source: The Wall Street Journal)

An L.A. Shelter
Wants Lohan’s ‘acting talents’
Uh, good luck with that 

(Source: myfoxdc.com)

Flavor Flav closed down
His fried chicken restaurant
The breasts tasted fake

Inventor of the
Teleprompter died today
I’m Ron Burgandy? 

Release a copy
Of your birth certificate
The trolls are hungry

RIP Urlesque
Better to die with honor
Than Huffington Post

Fox News can confirm
Obama born in U.S.
But still socialist